Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
-- Joe Bennett
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the floor?
Mat!
-- Matt Ranney
What’s the name of the pest control company they use on the Millenium Falcon?
The Resist-Ants!
-- Fred Tull
I changed the name of my toilet from John to Jim.
People are so impressed when I tell them I go to the “Jim” everyday....
-- Jesse Young
Where do pirates buy their hooks?
The second hand store!
-- Todd Hannum